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After dinner games are an essential part of many skiing holidays. Here are a few W.A.N.K.E.R.S. enjoy playing......
If you can think of any others, let us know and we will include them.

  Higgle Piggle Ok, it sounds simple but its fuckin difficult when you've had a few.

All sit around in a circle (use a table to gather around if this is difficult without something to lean on). Get a cork and burn it with a match or candle till its black. Let it cool down a bit or you will inflict serious damage to the person sitting next to you....

Someone starts off by holding the cork and saying "Higgle Piggle one with no Higgle Piggles, passes the Higgly Piggly to Higgle Piggle two".

You then pass the cork to the person on your left who has to say the same except they are HP 2 and will be passing to HP 3. If they make even the slightest error, the person who has passed them the cork makes a black 'higgle piggle' mark on their face somewhere and from then on they have 'one higgle piggle'. They have to remember how many they have as they obviously cannot see what is on their face. Sounds simple but most people end up with totally black faces, as you can see from the photo on the left....



What you look like after a 'Higgle Piggle' game
  Holiday Game etc

A real mind bender.....I can't really tell you what this is all about or you will guess how it works. Needless to say, I start by naming something I'm taking on holiday with me. The next person has to see if they can come by naming something they will bring with them. The secret is to work out what the link is so you can come. This game can sometimes go on for hours, especially if you get some of the thickos we have come across.

SWOP SEATS

A very simple yet highly amusing game. Everyone sits on chairs in a semi circle. One person stands before them and says 'swop seats if' followed by a suitable or even unsuitable question, for example 'your collars match your cuffs'. The questioner must qualify for his own question. There then follows a scrabble for the limited number of chairs, the loser having to stand and set the next question. Undoubtedly, the questions get more and more risque as time goes by....

 


Two people who find the game a struggle........
  Creme Caramel Challenge Has to be seen to be believed.....suck in a whole creme caramel in one go.....more details later....courtesy of Andy Green

Here's one of them again
 
   
 

The Either/Or game, Bunnies, etc will all be added when I get around to it......, meanwhile here's one you can play at home...It's called 'Rodeo Sex'. Start having sex with your woman, doggy style. When you are settled into it, tell her that this is the way you do it with your secretary.....then it's just a case of hanging in there as long as you can.....